Musical Pedophilia

Musical Pedophilia

So I'm driving to Memphis today rocking out to some killer music when that blasted song by Justin Beiber comes on. But then my insides felt funny, my head started spontaneously nodding and next thing I know I'm back into my sixth grade, teeny-boppin' self. For those who don't know who Mr. Beiber is, he is a 12 year old YouTube fanatic that was discovered by someone looking to make a quick buck. Anyways, so I've had a revelation, if you will. I am a pedophile. Now, don't go looking for me on NationalAlertRegister.com just yet, let me explain myself. I am a musical pedophile. I am addicted to little kids singing poppy songs with catchy choruses. I can't help myself when I see Miley or Justin dancing, with people twice their age in a music video, to think, "Damn, I want to be their best friend and dancing with them." Now, I can't be alone on this one. I know we all love Miley Cyrus' new hit "Party in The USA!" So, parents here is a quick advisory for you: Be careful when letting your kid become the next Justin Beiber, because there are millions of us predators looking for a quick fix and your child could be our next target. Well, until next time, I'll be scoping YouTube for the next pre-teen star. My hopes are in Charlie, if his brother doesn't sue him for all he's worth after getting bit by him.