This blog is an extra special blog. I hope you enjoy it. It should be short, but we will see where the typing leads me.
Anyone enjoy games? Cause I know I do. I like making up games too. Even better, I like making games up that I know I'm gonna win. Here is my favorite game:
I like peeing. First off, just for it's satisfying existence. Secondly, for the game I play every time I go pee. I like to flush before I'm done peeing. It's like this: I like to see if i can complete my pee before the flush cycle is complete. However, since I am also the flusher, if the flush cycle completes before I'm done peeing, not only do I win (on behalf of the toilet) but I also get to go again, a.k.a. a second flush. It's brilliant. No matter what the outcome, I'm always a winner. It's much like being an American and that's why I decided to publish this.
Long life America.
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