December 16. On this day in 1773 the world famous Boston Tea Party took place. For those who don't know what the Boston Tea Party is, get the hell out of America. It remains one of the most American spirited events to date. This moment was our first big middle finger to the people with funny accents.
I respect this. It's speculated that Samuel Adams helped organize this epic moment. I'm gonna guess that he did. He did get a great beer named after him. They just don't hand a title like that out.
Shit, I wish I could make this funnier, but I'm writing this watching a friend play Halo because he's too much of a "traditionalist" to upgrade to Call of Duty. Let me just rant on this for a second. If you're a so called "traditionalist," play duck hunt. That's tradition.
And also, I missed an article yesterday. Sorry. I was gonna write another article to make up for it, but so what? I forgot. It's not like I give a shit about your criticism anyways.
Long live America.
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