December 12. On this day in 1925, the first motel opened in San Luis Obispo, California. The name of the motel was Motel Inn. Some people question the validity of this claim, saying that motel-esque residencies date back a long, long time. However, I believe that this statement is true.
San Luis is the hometown of the Central Coast Gay Pride event. They've been needing somewhere to have their special "encounters." The Motel Inn finally gave homosexual men and women the opportunity to express themselves in whatever manner they pleased, in a discreet location. Dudes could bunk up with whoever they wanted.
However, his doesn't apply only to gays and lesbians. This is a monumental milestone for anyone. Motel Inn finally gave the public what it's always needed, somewhere for married men to have their affairs in private. For too long have married men had to sneak around, wondering if their wife was ever gonna come home early or have to make up tired excuses as to why they were returning home so late. The Motel Inn has solved this problem by allowing men to tell their significant others that they are "away on business," but really be shacking up with their mistress, for just a premium price of $39.99/ night. The ingenious idea of making a place like this readily available became extremely popular around the rest of America and other countries alike (although, the other countries don't matter, naturally).
Gah, can't wait to get married.
Long live America.
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