December 22. On this day in 2005 Astronomers announced the discovery of tow more rings encircling Uranus. So sorry to whoever is reading this, but all those nights of keggers and sleeping with that cute frat guy/ sorority girl that you just met at Bar Knox has finally caught up to you. Enjoy you're Chlamydia. Just don't scoot around the carpet like ol' Fluffy.
Long live America.
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