December 14. On this day in 1861 Prince Albert, husband of Queen Victoria, died. Now this doesn't really affect America in a direct way, so why am I even talking about it? Well, many of you may not know this, but Prince Albert left his mark on society in a very noble way. His name has become the nickname of a piercing through the male genitalia. This just leaves me with a couple questions. Here's a small list.
How did "Prince Albert" become the term for this kind of piercing?
Was Prince Albert an idiot, because I feel like you have to be one to get your man-root pierced?
Was this Victoria's secret?
Thanks your highness. You have set the standard for rednecks and goth-bitches alike.
For anyone considering getting a Prince Albert. Don't do it, unless you intend to hang an America flag from the end of the bolt. In that case, you are a true patriot and I salute you.
Long live America.
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