December 13. On this day in 2003 Saddam Hussein was captured by US forces while hiding in a hole under a farmhouse in Adwar. Hell freaking yea. This should leave a clear message to anyone who wants to fuck with America, and that message is, don't do it.
However, instead of writing about this, I wanted to write about something that is more pertinent to me. On this day in 1989, God granted this world with a beautiful gift. Taylor Swift. And then again, on this date in 2007, God gave another gift. Taylor Swift's 18th birthday. I say this on behalf of the entire male population when I say, "FINALLY!"
I don't even have much to say about these two topics, just that America is awesome, God knew this, and in an effort to make America even more awesome, he gave us Taylor Swift. Well God, congratulations, you did it!
Long Live America.
I've never been more pleased with a day in my life.
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