Therefore, I am establishing today as Ryan Berner is a Patriot Day. No, Blackburn the Traditionalist, not a Psuedo-Patriotic, but an actual Patriot. Celebrate today by honoring me. I accept gifts in the form of American Memorabilia and handshakes. So, let's all raise a glass to me, Ryan Berner, as we celebrate Ryan Berner is a Patriot Day.
So on this day in 2009 the establishment of what's sure to be one of the greatest American traditions celebrated is ratified. You're welcome America.
Long live America.
I think you need to designate a new patriot of the week every saturday or something for a patriotic act someone commited every week and then write a blog about them. for instance, my sweet picture with Chuck Norris with two machine guns and a sweet American flag behind him.
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