Hello Blog followers. You are in for a treat. But not just any treat, an American treat. For the next year, I am going to attempt to write a blog every day. BUT HOW!? Let me tell you . . . I will research an event in history for every day. Then I will write my take on the event. So, grab an extra pair of underwear and prepare for a monumental 365 days of patriotism.
So onto today's historical event. On December 7th, 1941 one of the biggest events of American history took place. Pearl Harbor was bombed. Please take a moment of silence right now for the 2,400 Americans that lost their life and the 1,200 who were wounded during the attack. Not to mention the millions that were affected by this tragedy. . .
Now, what the hell were the Japs thinking? Did they think that the most powerful country in the world would sit back and take this coward attack? Hell no, we are America. The next day, America declared war on Japan with a 388-1 vote by the house of representatives. Now who the hell was the one vote that didn't want to enter the war? Well it comes to no surprise that it was the daughter of a Canadian immigrant. Not only that, but she was the first woman in congress. Now, I'm not saying all women make bad decisions, but she is hurting the image of women everywhere.
Anyways, back to the topic. There are a few things I am thankful for from the japanese. Thank you for wasabi. Thank you for my infamous 2:30 joke. Thank you for giving us testing grounds for our nuclear power.
In protest of the Japanese's horrible decision to bomb us, I declare December 7th as a "anti-japanese" day. Celebrate by not eating at Wasabi and don't take any Japanese people to the dentist. Let their teeth hurt for a day to pay for the mistakes of their ancestors.
Long live America.
You are crazy lol. And what is this 2:30 joke?
ReplyDeleteThat is probably one of the most racist things I've heard from you. I understand your new found "patriotism" but there is a difference in being proud of your heritage/nationality and hating on people whose ancestors fucked the US. Really Ryan? Like you don't have a Japanese friend? Would you read this to them? Think about it Ryan, its not like America is perfect.
ReplyDeleteLmao this is funny.
ReplyDeleteBut I thought it was common knowledge by now that FDR had provoked Japan through a series of actions...
I am more concerned for the people who are commenting on this than ryan. Ryan I commend you for your writings. you have mastered the offensive ignorant humor that is loved by many americans all over comedy central and other resources. as for the rest of you. You need to learn to read the blog for what it is. A big joke. Do not take this writing seriously because it doesn't take you seriously. Ryan is a person and the character who writes this should not be judged to be who Ryan really is. for you who do know him know he isn't be serious so learn to laugh a little bit.
ReplyDeleteI appreciate your support Mr. Skies, but let's be clear about one thing. Always capitalize America. It's your duty.
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